This a live interview with the “supposedly” rabid, Blue Koala:
‘Welcome, Mr. Blue Koala.’
‘Thank you for having me.’
‘It’s a pleasure to talk to you. Now, can you tell us, why do people think you are rabid?’
‘Yes, I can. I have been cruelly misrepresented actually. It all started one time when I was sniffing around someone’s house. I swallowed a stray beetle shaped lump of soap, and started frothing at the mouth! Then someone came in and started shouting; “RABID KOALA!” so I ran away. I mean, people just overreact. I didn’t expect some kind of Spanish Inquisiton.’
‘Thank you for that fascinating insight into your life of miserable persecution Mr. Blue Koala. You are a true hero of the underdog, or to be more precise, the underkoala.’
‘It’s my very great pleasure to set the record straight. Now for a short film…’
Well that ends our show today, thank you for watching.