I had a best-selling idea that should corner the market ! Scented Moustaches !
They are ordinary stick on handle bar moustaches ( the ones with the really curly ends ) that are scented differently for each day of the week…..
Monday : Lemon and lime scent
Tuesday : Mint scent
Wednesday : Bonfire scent
Thursday : Gerbil scent
Friday : Full english breakfast scent
Saturday : Cut grass scent
I do not have scent for Sunday as a viscous leprechaun called Roger came and ate the bit of paper with the moustache scent on it and now I can’t remember it ( this may have something to do with me being related to a goldfish, but never mind! ) . Can you guys think up an awesome scent that you would like to wake up to on Sunday morning with a moustache stuck to your face. If you can post it on my comment board ! 🙂
Did you know that two things I have never done are – have a bat lick my finger and see a dove’s ear.
See you soon