What To Wear?….

Hello,

Today I promised I would let my friend show me her entire wardrobe and I thought I would share it with you! My friend thought this was a great idea and agreed to model all her clothes so we could make this post….

This is my friend Julia:

 

So, lets get started with this fashion show then!!!

This is Julia’s typical look for a Monday.
Sophisticated, cute and the kind of yellow that’s the colour of that stain on your table cloth.

This is Julia’s ABBA mixed with classy party dress.
Good for Saturday nights and ABBA related things ( of which I’m sure there are many).
Not too good for puddles though!

If you are going on a trip to Spain and want to look fab-mazing then you should borrow Julia’s great polka-dot flamenco dress
which is brill for the beach. However you could always turn it Country with a cool cowboy hat and a piece of straw…

If your life-long dream was to be an air hostess but you never found the perfect dress for serving disgusting food on an airplane then look no further!!!
Julia is giving her stylish, hot pink, skirt suit away. If you have a 3 cm waist, are 2-d and 2 inches tall then the dress is yours!!

 

Julia is looking good in leather trousers and a puffy almost Elizabethan style shirt.
What more could you want?!!
The blackness of the trousers is an added bonus as pasta sauce wont show up!!!

I hope you found this very educational. Julia is clearly born to be a trend-setter. Next time I leave the house, I wouldn’t be surprised if we had one more air-hostess in the world and a lot more people wearing canary-yellow suits and leather trousers!

Lots of love,

Owl xx ( and Julia)

 

 

 

 

Tasty!

Sorry I didn’t manage to blog yesterday but I was worn out! A brief summary of our doings is typed here:

We got a Krispy Creme Donut from the train station then went on a Duck Tour around London…. Duck tours are were you get taken on an expedition round the most  interesting bits of London ( in this case however we did go on a Duck tour in Seattle which was cool ) in these special cars from WWII that can drive on the roads and on water!!  Speaking of war, we went to the Imperial War Museum and that was fascinating as they had exhibits about all kinds of stuff on such as, The Blitz, The Holocaust, Evacuees and much more. The Holocaust exhibition was sad but we should definitely learn from this! After all this we were starving, so we caught the tube and found a lovely Turkish restaurant where I ate a lot of fried Halloumi which is a type of cheese that doesn’t melt when you cook it and it’s lovely and salty along with some calamari and some chicken shish… Yummy!

Sorry about that; that  wasn’t really very, brief was it? Never mind. Today we went to this place called the Wellcome Institute (don’t worry, I can spell, that’s it’s name) which is this sciencey place and they had an exhibition on about brains, which is a bit gruesome but still cool. They have a bit about medicine upstairs as well, along with a collection of stuff like death masks and prosthetic limbs, shrunken heads and tooth necklaces! I highly recommend it.

Tallulah and Oscar got fluffy germ toys, which they picked themselves, as a treat from the Wellcome Institute. We managed to drop Tallulah’s in a puddle on the way home which was quite amusing, so it’s currently drying out on the kitchen table. Anyway, after the Wellcome Institute, we made our way over to Selfridges but made a pit stop on the way to an amazing chocolate shop on Marylebone High street called Rococo Chocolates and because I hadn’t gotten a stuffed germ in the gift shop as I decided I had enough stuff, Mum let me have ten little chocolates instead…. Hooray! They were luxurious; I had some ordinary flavours but I also picked some weird ones too like the geranium one. Then we stopped at a book shop called Daunt Books that is beautiful and looks a bit like a library.

Finally, we meandered into Selfridges (tis big department store) and got the mug Mummy wanted. As we were walking up to the doors we encountered a small brass band marching along the makeup  floor and followed shortly after by an impressive on man band! we also saw some plastic Corgis wearing crowns and headscarves and some brightly coloured plastic pigeons sporting very fine top hats…

Next, we stopped at a cute little cafe for refreshments and because I am a great sister, I fulfilled my sisterly duties and drank Oscar and Tallulah’s hot chocolates as they claimed they were full. Ha ha! Then we got on the next bus we saw and rode all the way until it got to the end of it’s route and got on another bus taking us back the way we had just come. After that we just walked around for ages exploring whilst looking for the right bus to take us home. Unfortunately that bus drove past us so we had to catch the next one. I would really recommend just getting on a random bus because it’s really fun.

If you have been to London before you will know how awesome it is, and if you haven’t, well, you should because you will undoubtedly love it. Just before I go I must tell you about a book I started after I finished the Deathly Hallows. It’s called Into The Woods and it was fabulous; I have finished it now and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The story was based around the Pied Piper but bits of other fairy tales were woven into the story. You may think it’s soppy because it uses fairy tales but Into The Woods is really thrilling and fun to read. It’s about three sisters and this magical pipe which is desperately being hunted by the malicious baddy…

Well, I have to go to bed now, but in the meanwhile, Keep calm and carry on! 🙂

Love Owl x

Limericks

I like limericks. I used to know a cool one about a crumpet but I can’t remember it any more…… Never mind though! I made my own limerick:

There was a young man named Phillip,

who painted a cow in acrylic.

The cow kicked him hard,

right out of the yard,

and that was the end of young Phillip !!

If you know any cool ( or rubbish ) limericks, please post them on comments. 🙂

 

Love Owl xxx

Derek-dom

Hello,

I am sure you have all already heard of our gorgeous new kitten Derek! She has recently learnt to use the macs whilst we were sleeping and has written this and has asked that it be shown to the world, so I will do as she asks :

Story

of

my

Life

My full title is Queen Derek Ditch of Wheatley

however you may call me Derek.

I am only 12 weeks old, but I have already

learnt so much. My family are very lovely

and a bit on the noisy side but I’m used to

it!

I was found in a very tasteful ditch, the problem

was it was awfully damp, so I set my pussy cat

solicitor on it and I packed my bags ( which is

hard when you have no thumbs ).

I was passed around a lot . At first I was at this nice lady’s house, her name was Andrea and she has lots of tasty cows….. But she also had a small doggy called Pippa who thought I was a rat and tried to eat me.

Then I found the perfect place – there was this real nice family called the

Wheatleys so I settled in with them…..

There is Me, Oscar, Tallulah, Tilly, Mummy (squad leader )

and Daddy who is pack leader of theWheatley clan!

I have had these jabby things recently : they are supposed

to make me better but I hated them and they made me ill!

Useless!

On the bright side, I am now allowed into the garden which

is brilliant, I keep assassinating these green, thin animals on the lawn; they are so stupid they never see it coming…..

They don’t even fight back, they are no match for me, haha!

I am making a list of good places to sleep in this new house of mine and this is what I have come up with so far :

On the kitchen table

Pros: You can see all your enemies as they come round the corner

Cons: It is slightly crumby and sometimes I tread on the occasional bit of jam

Nestling on someone’s lap

Pros: It is very comfortable up there in the clouds

Cons: When they decide to do something, it can be a bit wobbly

The small piece of rug by the Filing Cabinet

Pros: Extraordinary warmth on that little rug due to the under floor heating

Cons: Very noisy when people walk past my little alcove of Derek-dom

 Thank you for reading the story of my life in these funny fonts and tricky words – To the world I am a mere

kitten, but on paper my CV is excellent!

 Yours sincerely

Derek

Well, I don’t think I can top that so I will leave you to gaze at your computer screens in awe.

Love you ,

From Owl xxx ( and Derek )

Hattyfatteners and Halloween Dragons

As you can see I am being a dragon for halloween this year and I’m making it myself. I’ve sewn my costume and I am going to paint my face with intricate blue and purple scales, however I am painting my face so it is more likely to look like a shiny splodge!

Moomins are brilliant, the storys are great too. I have lots of favourites: Thinugmy and Bob, Tooticky…… But my favourites are the Hattyfatteners. Once lightining struck them and they soaked it up, so they were glowing and yellow!!

At the moment I am writing an excellent book and when I am dead they will go, wow she wrote the best books in the world and whenever we have a cup of tea and a cake we will remember her! My story is called Thespianay and it is about Dragons.

Soon me and Dad will be able to watch the new series of Apprentice, YOUR FIRED!!

Only joking I hope you will all come back werry, werry ( Oscar talk) soon

          Owl xxx     Ps.  subscribe if you want to know when the Owl posts